That’s right, there was one more character from the website banner you hadn’t met yet!

This is Sam[antha], and she’s…she’s a lot of fun. Also, please note that the above methods are NOT an effective story generation technique for desperate journalists. Unless it works, in which case it totally is and you have to put my name in the “with files from” bit at the end there. These are the files.

(A note to my beautiful email subscribers: did you get this comic in your email yet?! I think I finally got it working, but PLEASE CONFIRM!)